While stumbling around the net looking for images, I came across this: "Obama and The Evil at the End of Days." Apparently, there are Jews (of the spot-the-Messiah variety) who think that Obama is the antiChrist, although they, for obvious reasons, don't call him that. Same shit; different lingo.

Basically, the proof of Obama's evil comes in the form of gematria. "Barack Hussein Obama" comes out to 501, which is also the number of a Hebraic abbreviation for the ten plagues. And that settles that. Anyone who asks for further proof is just being persnickety.

How do we really know he’s dangerous to us? Not only is his name the same gematria as Yishmaelim, evidencing that he is a Muslim although he denies it, but it also has a further connection to a wave of impending evil against the Jews and the rest of the world.

Not only that. Remember our last post, when we talked about how comets are a recurrent theme in the mythos of Apocalypticism? Well, look what these guys are up to.

There's more! The star of David was seen recently in a volcano plume. And the appearance of a double-rainbow after the tornado in Joplin, MO, is a sign that the earth deserves punishment. Floods in Australia and the Fukushima meltdown are also signs of The End. Also:

Stay away from any city named after a Methodist Minister. Joplin was a Methodist minister that founded the city of Joplin, MO in 1873. Stay away from small towns with a majority Methodist population. Denning, Arkansas's only church was a Untited Methodist Church. Both were destroyed by F-5 tornadoes, the worst kind. Those who chase tornadoes call F-5 tornadoes "The Finger of G-d"

The Methodist conspiracy! Why didn't I think of that one?

The writer goes onto spew a lot of hooey about those awful freemasons who (allegedly) created all those awful monuments on the Washington mall.

I'm not quite sure -- I haven't spent enough time studying the rap that these guys are laying down -- but I think that they think that Netanyahu is the Messiah.

I'd like to think that most Jews are too intelligent to fall for this paranoid claptrap. Please tell me that this is so.

Added note: It just occurred to me -- the number 501 also refers to a type of blue jeans...called Levis! They're eeee-vil, I tells ya!